How often have you said to yourself, "Boy, I wish there was some way that I could be told about all of the latest updates to my favorite blog, Mixologists, and not have to actually go to the blog to check for updates"? Like infinity, right? Well, good friend, fret no more, for we at Mixologists have yet again come up with a solution for all of life's little problems.

You see, every week, we send out the official Mixologists Newsletter, jam-packed with all of the information you need to stay in tune with everything that going on in the world of Mixologists. Perhaps now, if you are more than a little dense, you're wondering how you can get in on the action. Look over to your right. No, on the computer screen, dummy. There you go. Just enter your email address in that little box over there and click the Subscribe button, and TAA-DOW! You are now signed up on the Mixologists mailing list. Congratulations!

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